HUNDREDS of women claim to have been molested by goblins, round about the same time in Zimbabwe. These revelations were made last Monday during a meeting organised by Chief Nyangazonke to hear their concerns. Where some of the distraught women spoke of their ordeals.
Are goblins the cause of sexual shenanigans?
Is Zimbabwe the home to sexed up smurfs? And does Gargamel know about this?
Are little people doing a whole lotta lovin’?
Are Impish invaders engaging in intercourse?
Come skip through the mystical forests of Africa as we discuss the disturbing tale of the Zimbabwe Goglin Gang!